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Joke of the Day

"Harry and Jerry Harry is at home and his door is locked. Jerry come in Harry says, ""Who are you and how did you get here"" Jerry says, ""I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith"""

"If I learned anything from my childhood, its that if you cry long enough, your dead hamster will be reborn as a rabbit"

"10yr old sons joke: Why was ""C"" afraid of all the other letters ? They are all ""Not-C's"" !"

"Got an email from an airline inviting me to""Discover America"". I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus."

"[girlfriend finally texts back] ME: i'm so mad at you. HER: i'm naked come over. ME: i'm not really mad i was jk lol omw babe"

"My favorite mythical creature is the Honest Politician"

"My relationship status: Waiting for a miracle."

"Every time student loan rates double, the price of solo cups should get cut in half."

"I went to a library... I went to a library and asked the librarian for a book on suicide. Then the librarian turned to me and said ""Fuck you, you wont return it!"""

"Why is there no such thing as a great golfer? The best ones are consistently sub-par."