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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Japanese pirate? J-Peg."
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"What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument? Two-Baaas."
"Friend: ""This is the year I'm going to marry my best friend."" Me: ""This is the year I'm going to train my dog to come when I call him."""
"Allow me to brighten your day :) http://imgur.com/gallery/6QOgr"
"I'm going to post an original joke on r/jokes."
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in her wheelchair"
"Oops, I ""accidentally"" left my in-laws at the grocery store. Darn. I guess I'll just have to get them Monday on the way back to the airport."
"How bad is the economy? Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs."
"What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children? A transparency review."
"I don't get why I'm supposed to like someone who's different in the streets and in the sheets sounds duplicitous just be a freak everywhere."