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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Japanese pirate? J-Peg."
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles"
"Did you hear about the race between the horses with broken legs? It was lame."
"the road to Failure is paved with Doritos."
"My roommate broke my favorite Russell Crowe dvd, and she was eaten by a crocodile shortly after. I'm actually kinda Gladiator."
"My friend can't wait for legalized euthanasia Seriously, the man is dying to not live"
"Q: What has four legs and several fins? A: A happy bear!"
"Did you know Jesus has nice abs? He does crossfit."
"Gay pride parade? Why isn't there a straight pride parade? They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot."
"What's the same about Christmas and work? I do all the work and a fat man in a suit gets all the credit."