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Joke of the Day

"The funniest part about The Bachelor is the participants actually think being married is a prize."

"Beeoligist Is that a bee or a wasp? I don't know I'm not a Beeoligist."

"One time a girl tried sleeping with me for adderall... She was a total attention whore."

"Are you even really committed to going green if you don't use both sides of the toilet paper?"

"My uncle came out of the closet yesterday"

"Funny joke What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slowpoke!"

"Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark? The octopus because it is well armed."

"When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating."

"So a baby seal walks into a club... _"

"What do programmers and obese people have in common? They both call an 8-course meal a bite."