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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness? Nobody asks, 'who's there?' when you try and tell a knock knock joke."

"Did you hear the one about premature ejaculation? Too soon, man."

"This day in history. 1914. The first WWI trenches were dug if you don't count the one my grandfather was already hiding from the officers in"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"

"Why won't the ocean let us drink its water? Because it's too salty."

"What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? (hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss"

"People have always told me, ""Shoot for the stars"" So I became a celebrity hitman"

"I wrote a program to do my acounting It works really well, it said there are 3 in this sentence."

"What's white, big and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A fridge."

"How are airplanes and women alike? They both have cockpits."