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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"

"I love my husband. But, what really motivates me to stay married is how much weight I'd have to lose to date again."

"the best part about being a tornado chaser is when u catch one it is extremely fatal"

"I'm so glad those gulls found love and happiness together. After all, one good tern deserves another."

"I am a feminist. Unless you tell me to go and bring you a sandwich. I'm also a waitress."

"What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom? Don't worry baby, I'm sterile."

"Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies? (Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9."

"what is the difference between aspirin and a strippers boyfriend? asprin works."

"Do you know why God created atheists? Haha. Good one."

"My wife ordered a pizza from Papa John's but I saved a step by throwing up before it got here."