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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"
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"What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood? Super Barrio Mothers"
"Just saw the hood of my jacket out of the corner of my eye and jumped out of the way, in case the Navy SEALS are hiring."
"What's Paul McCartney's favourite food? Maccaroni"
"A man tells a joke with no punchline"
"What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint? Both crews were marooned."
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"What can you add to any food to make it taste better? The word ""free"""
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Fuck if I know."
"I can tell by the way you give me instructions that you've dealt with a lot of dumb people before me."