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Joke of the Day
"Why won't the ocean let us drink its water? Because it's too salty."
Next Joke
"sheep: ""why do we all look the same?"" other sheep: ""it freaks me out tbh"" another sheep: ""i dont even know which one of us is me"""
"What would a Prius minivan be called? Post-us"
"me: What? A lot of people launch shopping carts across parking lots wife: Yeah but they take the kid out first! son *screaming*"
"Why did the synagogue ban Monopoly? Because the fights over who got to be the banker were getting bloody"
"When I'm with you, I'm breathless. My pulse quickens and I can feel my entire body getting hot. Also, you're a treadmill and I'm asthmatic."
"What do you call an orange elephant? Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that."
"How do you get a person with podophobia to leave? Just say ""shoe""."
"Just found this hillarious joke I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"What do terrorists eat when its sunny? Choc-ISIS"