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Joke of the Day

"Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus? Because he'd urn-ed it."

"How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk."

"*guitarist breaks guitar* HELL YEAH *drummer throws drums* YES YES *singer stabs a bunch of guys* OH MY GOD *bassist plants a bomb* STOP"

"Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate? I'm staunchly pro-volone."

"What Do You Call a Bearded Man Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins? Richard Branson."

"What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video? VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD"

"Latvian Joke One Latvian comes to other Latvian. First say ""is that potato? Will buy."" Second Latvian say ""No, is wife."" Both men sad."

"A doctor says to his patient, ""I have good new and bad news..."" Patient: ""I'd like the good news first"" Doctor : ""Well, you're going to have a disease named after you..."""

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A: He could feel his presence!"

"I was browsing sex toys online today and was shocked to find out how much all of my wife's vibrators cost... She's sitting on a small fortune..."