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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves... Free."

"Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells."

"I just sold viagra to a guy who thinks it's adderal. He's going to have a very hard test tomorrow."

"Why did Bob get fired from his job at the dildo factory? Because he got caught sitting on the job."

"How do you grow a cow? Plant its nuts."

"I'm going to have a kid and name him Mark... ...so I can make my Mark in the world."

"What is the favorite school topic of Karma Whores? Derivatives"

"Did you hear about the man with no arms or legs that swam the English channel? What a cleverdick..."

"What is the only feeling that's worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat? Sitting on a warm one."

"Why didn't the lipid ask for water He wasn't carbohydrated"