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Joke of the Day
"How did the dog make $10 It won second prize in a beauty contest."
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"Home Alone teaches us that a child can't pack a suitcase but can create a fully functional flame thrower to harm a small New Jersey man."
"Say what you want about pedophiles At least they go the speed limit in school zones.."
"What do Aussies call mates? Cunts. ""Sup cunt""."
"By 5, the human child can walk and feed itself, but doesn't yet stray from home, as it relies on parents for tablet charging and maintenance"
"In the words of a famous troublemaker I have a dream."
"What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. "
"A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me."
"I met a guy today with a huge tumor... It was tho growth."
"Did you know love doesn't matter? It doesn't have mass and doesn't occupy space."