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Joke of the Day
"How did the dog make $10 It won second prize in a beauty contest."
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"I have one trophy on reddit. Dust"
"I have a step-ladder I've never known my biological ladder"
"[3 AM] 5yo: *sobbing* Daddy Me: Ughhh..yes, sweetheart, what's wrong? 5yo: I'm lonely... Me: Then, don't ever get married. 5yo: Ok, Daddy."
"Jared Fogel better not drop the soap in jail. He might not enjoy those footlongs as much."
"How do you know all chickens are gold-digging size queens? All day long they're talking about ""buck, buck, big cock!"""
"Thanks History Channel for letting me know that this scene showing General Custer at the Battle of Little Bighorn is a dramatization."
"What do you call a happy cow? Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist"
"What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving."
"Did you all hear about this morning after pill? Or what I like to call breakfast in bed."