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Joke of the Day

"I have one trophy on reddit. Dust"

"You may have the last laugh now, but we'll continue this discussion later when Im alone in my car pretending to be a stupider version of you"

"I heard that a few of the /r/Science mods also moderate /r/Jokes... [deleted]"

"What's the difference between driving in fog and eating pussy? When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you"

"I think I've lost an electron. Ion a minute, are you positive?"

"What game did the Rabbi play with the Baby? PeekaJew"

"wow did you see that premature ejactulation man he came out of nowhere...."

"What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin? A jello!"

"I was talking to a 12 year old on the Internet when she told me she was an undercover cop I told her I was proud of her That's a really big job for a 12 year old"

"Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. "