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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best way to eat a vegetable Go for the wheelchair first"

"When midgets celebrate 4/20... Do they get high, or just get medium?"

"What do you say when you leave the UAE? Dubai-bye!"

"The Unabomber What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common? They were both fingered by their brother."

"How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!"

"What do you call a football team full of retards? Special teams."

"Fun Prank 1.) Go to Yoga class 2.) Compliment some people on their mats 3.) Unroll 20x25 oriental rug."

"Does your wife know you're single?"

"Have you ever smelt moth balls? Well who held his wings back? Oldie but a goodie from my grandpa."

"There are two types of countries in the world.... Those who use the metric system, and those who have a successful space program."