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Joke of the Day
"Why cant college students take exams at the zoo? Too many cheetahs"
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"When I die, I want to go out like my Grandfather... in his sleep... Not like the other passengers in his car!"
"What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj? I'm not Willie Nelson."
"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty Hot."
"What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken? Brown chicken brown cow ;)"
"My teacher accused my of plagiarism on my calculus paper She said my work was very derivative"
"Have you heard the gullible joke? Me neither..."
"My friend called me a pedophile today. I corrected him, told him I'm actually a hebephile. He said, ""you're just splitting hairs"" I said, ""now you see the difference""."
"Tom Cruise starts a cooking show... ""Whisky Business."" Like a whisk.. not whisky.. you know like, the metal cooking utensil? This is funny...Right? Right?"
"My friend thinks he is smart ! My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."