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Joke of the Day

"Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea."

"Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !"

"How do you tell your spouse you were fired from SpaghettiOs for honoring Pearl Harbor Day with a smiling cartoon noodle holding a flag?"

"those damn vegans still drinking water?!?! That's a fish's house, you nasty savages!!"

"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night."

"Two hookers on a corner.... One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"". The second one thinks for a second and says ""No, but I once got swung around by the nipples"""

"I cracked two jokes earlier about Malaysian Airways. The first got no response and the second crashed and burned."

"I was walking home and saw some drunk guy trying to steal someones gate... I was gonna say something, but I din't want him to take a fence."

"With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his... ...coaching at Penn State"

"Parallel lines have so much in common It's a shame they'll never meet!"