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Joke of the Day

"What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it? A 20 dollar bill"

"WINDEX CEO: listen, I can't have you making puns anymore. EMPLOYEE: okay, I just want to make things clear-- CEO: you're fired."

"Just tell me which one is wrong, the password or the username!! Don't make me have to guess."

"As a child my girlfriend loved train sets Most of my adult friends thinks its weird she still plays with them. I think it's perfectly normal for a 6 year old."

"Gaining weight when you are still owing me money is a sign of disrespect"

"What is the pinnacle of laziness? Having a remote control for your remote control."

"What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip?? Juan."

"Q: What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by? A: QUACKer Oaths."

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"Shout out to Mother Earth! She's 4.6 billion years old and still getting hotter."