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Joke of the Day

"If I have to drive more than 5 minutes to find a Starbucks, I consider myself in a third-world location."

"BREAKING NEWS ON FACEBOOK! Pam wants everyone to know what a great husband Don has been these last 8 years & for making her so very happy!"

"What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees"

"What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"

"My brother is so dumb. He was complaining about jockeys squeezing his balls. I told him to try boxers. He came back and said, no their hands are too rough."

"And remember kids, when you go to Target, there really is no ""non creepy"" way to ask where the Vaseline is."

"Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!"

"Got caught again. Next time I'm stealin alcohol from the neighbor's, I gotta remember not to do it hummin the Mission Impossible theme song."

"Knock knock. Come in."

"What's your favorite ""grosser than gross"" joke? Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid."