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Joke of the Day
"I joined the DNA this week . . . The National Dyslexic Authority"
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"""Sorry, her father is a pterodactyl"" - me with the screeching baby in the grocery store."
"When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again."
"Indoor trash bin that keeps getting taller until someone finally decides to take it out."
"But I'm the good kind of abomination, right???"
"Jackasses and Onions What do you get when you cross a Donkey and an Onion??? You get a great piece of ASS that brings a tear to your eyes!!!!"
"So, I just heard about the 7.5 earthquake in New Zealand... Seems a lot of people are shaken up about it."
"If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer."
"Why are there no good jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."
"Why do Japanese women like foreign men? Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa"