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Joke of the Day

"Indoor trash bin that keeps getting taller until someone finally decides to take it out."

"Now 91 is waving his diaper over his head while 86 is running down the street naked with 79's pants. Working in the old folks home is hard."

"Whats the difference between a porcupine and a police car. A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside."

"What do you call a wookie in concentration camp? Jewbacca"

"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls, they're under a buck!"

"I asked a cute statistician if I could get her phone number. She said probably not."

"If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child what would he be called? A subordinate claus."

"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A tomato."

"A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar... The bartender asks, ""What can I get you Mr. President?"" ;-P"

"Headed to the gym. Gonna work on my diptroids. My gluteralids. My quadrapeps. Maybe my trapaceptals. Definitely my vocabulary."