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Joke of the Day

"The planet would be a better place if people would just be who they truly are. Human civilization would collapse within a week..."

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"If you don't need to change shirts after eating a hot dog you're not doing it right."
"Would you like to go see a meteor shower? What are you some kind of pervert?!?"
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"What does a blonde playing the drums sound like? Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick..."
"on the ISS... what did the American Astronaut say to the Cosmonaut? What did the American Astronaut say to the fast moving Cosmonaut? Stop Russian around."
"What does an elephant and a carton of milk have in common? They both cum in quarts"
"Doctor: ""Well, Mrs Jones, you are eating for two now!"" Kate: ""I'm pregnant?!"" Doctor: ""No. You have a tapeworm."""
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So nobody confuses them with feminists"
"What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon? Abra!"