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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist? Mickey Mao."
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"Haha, You're Gay. Go get married."
"honey you gotta push that baby out faster, there's only like three seconds left on this vine"
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"If you are on a low-sodium diet avoid my twitter because I AM VERY SALTY TODAY."
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"A Mexican kid passes a note to his friend in class. ""What do you think you're doing?"" the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... ""writing an ese"""
"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated."