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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist? Mickey Mao."

"Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday But he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow."

"My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."

"I found a stray cat today. Sadly, my dad is allergic to them so I had to put him down. At least I still have the cat for comfort."

"Richmond's baseball team had midget wrestling last night, if anyone's looking for a city with rich culture and a progressive vibe."

"Sore Mccain My arms are so sore from the gym. I feel like John Mccain after the Vietnam War."

"Guess what? I fucked your mom"

"Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!"

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"

"Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower The rest 2% have never been to prison."