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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Buddhists have Instagram? They don't believe in the concept of a selfie."

"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad"

"The drunker I get, the more dance moves I know."

"I like to have a glass of water around to make sure there aren't any dinosaurs approaching."

"What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use? AAA"

"Dear Americans: It's called snow. It's cold and wet, but can't hurt you from inside the house. It has no opposable thumbs. #AskCanada"

"How can you tell two people are married? Both are yelling at the same kid."

"Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor? because Sam sung better than him"

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... I can't put it down."

"Short joke I thought of. What's the difference between sheep and women? The Welsh don't know yet either."