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Joke of the Day
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So nobody confuses them with feminists"
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"what the black guy get on his SAT's? BBQ sauce"
"Match dot com, but for socks."
"remember teens, u don't need to have premarital sex to be ""cool."" something as simple as smoking at church or shoplifting will do the trick"
"I texted her ""Thankin bout ur butt"" I don't know how much more romantic you can be"
"I was going to go to the gym and run 7 miles this morning to continue trying to look good but then I remembered I own Photoshop."
"Me: That does it! [bangs on upstairs neighbor's door] [Elephant on a pogo stick answers] Sup? Am I being too loud?"
"I looking a a good joke about Canada I need a joke about Canada for my Canadian co-worker. Please help."
"Definition of a Will: It's a dead giveaway."
"Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma."