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Joke of the Day

"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."

"Which state smells the worst? The Prostate"

"HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room because it's black."

"Dear America: it's called English for a reason. They invented it. It's not ""English"" spelling. It's correct spelling... This is a subtweet."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct."

"Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow."

"Women say men get turned on when they nibble on their earlobes. I think it's bollocks. - Jimmy Carr"

"I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google."

"Give a man a hamburger and you feed him for a day; teach a man to hamburgle and you feed him for a lifetime."