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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer? Juan on Juan."
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"Who names hurricanes? Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?"
"What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?"
"I cannot even tell you how huge my penis is Doctors have tried their most powerful microscopes to find it, with no success so far"
"My marriage is like a game of cards It started out with two hearts and a diamond, now all I want is a club and a spade."
"Now that there are no phone booths anymore Superman just changes in abandoned Blockbusters."
"You know what I say to people with low fiber diets. Tough shit"
"I had to pee really bad at the swimming pool yesterday, so I tried to sneak it in at the deep end... But the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in."
"It's white, it's ceramic, and it taps on your door. Let that sink in."
"So my dad has already spent +$300 on coffee this month. That must have Costa lot."