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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !"
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"Goodnight moon, goodnight stars, goodnight perfectly normal Purple Rain album cover where Prince's eyes follow u across the room"
"What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay."
"I don't like blind jokes... I just don't see the humor in them"