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Joke of the Day
"Whoever said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... Was aiming a little high..."
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"What do you call a fish that likes to cook? Bobby Fillet"
"My kids had head lice once so please don't tell me about your home invasion..."
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question: Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"[Original] What do you call it when two Cox company vehicles pull into your driveway? Double penetration."
"Too bad Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion."
"Why do they call them brrr-itos when they're not even cold?"
"In Italy, they call me Olive Oil Its because im extra virgin. :("
"Did you know there are only two Lawyer jokes? The rest are all true."
"The Asian Grading Scale is... A++ (100.01%+)=Average FA+ (0-100%)=Find new famaree who can accept your white peoples grade."