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Joke of the Day
"Everyone says soda is bad for you... but OJ will kill you."
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"I want to write in my resume how experienced I am in burning bridges... ...but I don't have anybody to use as a reference."
"The cleaning people unplugged my radio and lost my settings, so I'm shooting fingernail clippings all over my office floor to punish them."
"*During an interview* Interviewer: 'So how long were you employed in your last job?' Candidate: 'I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.'"
"I like my politicians like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."
"13 Types of Regret You'll Experience After Clicking on a Link to an Article That Won't Live Up to its Exaggerated Headline"
"What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer."
"""Ok welcome to ask stupid questions club. Any questions?"" Is this ask stupid questions club? ""You're now the leader of this club"" What club?"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands"
"Why don't blind people go skydiving... It scares the hell out of their dogs."