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Joke of the Day

"Accordion to studies... Most people don't replace the first word of a sentence with an instrument"

"What did Hitler say when 7 ate 9? NEINNN!!"

"I've got a joke about Jonesville but the punchline is too long."

"What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game? I'll keep an eye out for you!"

"How come I didn't get upset when the Indian restaurant got my order wrong? It was a Naan issue"

"Blow Bubbles ""Hey"", I said to my friend. ""You ever blow Bubbles?"" ""Of course I did"", he said. ""Well,"" I replied, ""I think he must have liked it. He's back in town and asking for you."""

"A wise chinese guy once said to me ""if the dog barks, it's undercooked"" - Some wise chinese guy"

"Why did the oven go back to University? To get another degree. - My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me."

"So Hilary, what are your plans for economic development and beating ISIS if you ever win the election? ""I have a boyfriend"""

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."