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Joke of the Day

"Why did the oven go back to University? To get another degree. - My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me."

"What do you call a PED for bears? Polaroids."

"Life is more exciting when you're out there living it. I read that somewhere."

"My therapist said that I needed to find healthier ways of expressing my anger. So I decided to jog home after setting fire to my ex's car."

"At first my business of selling airplanes struggled quite a bit But then it took off."

"I just found out why the literacy rate in Greece is among the lowest ...it's because everything they learn in school is Greek to them."

"What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food."

"Did you hear about the popcorn that was demoted? He used to be a kernel."

"My dad said to me: Son, don't try to understand women. Women understand women... and they hate each other."

"Why was the letter ""Z"" lucky it was not Jewish? Because all the other letters were NOT Zs!"