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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lesbians go shopping for sports equipment? Because they don't like Dicks."
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"Why was Mary's phone bill so high? She was a roamin' catholic."
"let us all return to a simpler time, such as when i believed astroturf was farmed in space and brought to earth"
"How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience? They all left."
"If you like to spoon, you'll love to spatula. That's where I flip you over to make certain you're done properly on both sides."
"At first I was angry... ...when all my friends began collecting stamps after I started. But then I remembered: imitation is the sincerest form of philately."
"Accounting joke: What do you call inventory that doesn't exist? Finnish Goods"
"My favourite gymnastics move is the double cheeseburger."
"A Wheelchair Basketball Game I was at a wheelchair basketball game, and the announcer told everyone to ""Please rise for the pledge."" The ironic thing was that all the players were veterans."
"""Don't move or she's dead"" was the last thing the wife heard before the husband started tap dancing."