24866

Joke of the Day

"40% of divorces stem from $ issues. 40% are caused by infidelity. The remaining 20% have been linked to IKEA purchases requiring assembly."

"What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read."

"Ever need to go to the bathroom but can't find your iPhone so you just shit your pants? I know, right?"

"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything"

"If a tree falls in the woods and the wife's not there to witness it, it'll be my fault when i get home."

"How do you make a black nervous? Take him to an auction."

"#punsr PREDOMINANT: how to describe a young lady. . . before she gets married"

"Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said ""I don't know about you but I can smell carrots!"""

"Why are valley girls so odd? They can't even."

"What's the Titanic's Favorite Holiday? Sink-o de Mayo."