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Joke of the Day
"Why do hipsters drink their Jello? They want to have it before it's cool."
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"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go to the store without Robin."
"Listening to your wife is like reading iTunes' user agreement... ... you don't understand anything, but you still agree with it."
"*doctor administers experimental anti bad joke serum* how do you feel? ""with my hands"" let's give it a minute"
"When someone tells me they're a doctor or an engineer all I can think is: ""wow your parents must've yelled at you to do your homework a lot"""
"What did the doctor call his new metal band? Inflamed"
"""Nutella causes cancer"" says one scientist with his mouth covered in chocolate. ""Send your jars to me and I will dispose of them."""
"Will The Real Slim Shady please sit down Will The Real Slim Shady put his left arm in Now out Will The Real Slim Shady shake it all about"
"Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas."
"Someone at this party is wearing the same shirt as me. It's very awkward. How did this happen. We barely even fit in this shirt."