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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go to the store without Robin."
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"My deity ignored my prayers today. The sacrifice was a disaster. First, I didn't have the correct incantation, and then the goat knocked over the candles. I guess two wrongs don't make a rite."
"If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer Joined Forces They would become alloys"
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words ... ""Stop shaking the fucking ladder you little cunt!"""
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""why the long face?"" The horse starts crying. In between the sobs, he says ""it's not my fault I look like Sarah Jessica Parker!"""
"Why is a bullet like a gay man? When it gets it in the ass, he blows his load!"
"What, me? Lazy? Don't get me started."
"What's a scientist's favorite shade of blue? Cyan-tific."
"Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? A: ""Dam."""
"What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time? The Caliph ate."