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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas."

"*Open up, police!!* ""NO YOU'RE GONNA YELL AT ME."""

"Have you heard of the turkish version of sudoku? It's called a pseudo-coup."

"If 'real life' was really that great, Twitter wouldn't be so fucking addictive."

"What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout? They lock their doors and windows."

"What brand of underwear did Jesus wear? Fruit of the Womb"

"A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society"

"When my mom first saw my Facebook she was offended it said I was ""interested in men"" I think because she thought that was a list of hobbies"

"A roman walks into a bar"

"God plays Sims You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action."