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Joke of the Day
"What's the capital of Greece? About 15 cents."
Next Joke
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry.... Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !"
"What's a fat kids favorite musical instrument? The lunch bell!"
"What is the painless frequency? 0 Hz"
"Q: How much does it cost to get married Dad? A: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."
"chemistry What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ""HeHe"""
"I turned into a transformer last night... And boy are my arms tires"
"My girlfriend told me she loved me and wanted to marry me so I shot her in self defense."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk guy."