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Joke of the Day

"What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into? None of your abyss-ness"

"Egyptians are quite good at recognizing conmen. They're not falling for that pyramid scheme business again."

"How do you know when to use ""fridge"" or ""refrigerator""? Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge."

"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs."

"I just found out that they offer college courses on how to be a janitor... Apparently it's some pretty tough shit."

"What does every ""Tickle Me Elmo"" get before they leave the factory? Two test tickles"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free, you racist."

"What car do dogs drive? A Doge charger"

"What's the difference between babies and cats People want to see pictures of your cat."

"Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno? Because they always wish for the green card"