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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Canada win wars? Because they'll blow you up and then apologize."
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"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the light bulb, two to make a documentary about it."
"Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house."
"Nothing says you're in the Christmas spirit quite like searching 'Christmas' on Pornhub."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !"
"Politics is an ""I'm not an asshole"" contest for assholes."
"Accidentaly switching two letters... ...can completely urin a sentence."
"What's a Japanese person's hangover cure? Soba Noodles"
"I accidentally arrived at work five minutes early today. Speeding CAN be dangerous, kids."