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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Canada win wars? Because they'll blow you up and then apologize."

"Can't wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time."

"Just gave this idiot a thumbs up for cutting me off, and I think I might not understand road rage."

"You know times are tough when you are totally jealous of your friends shopping spree... at the dollar store!"

"Why'd God make women pretty but dumb? They're pretty, so men will like them. They're dumb, so they will like men. Courtesy of the great movie Ip Man 3 which I watched yesterday."

"What do you get when you cross two thieves with a carpenter ... Good Friday!!!"

"What do you call a friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"

"So apparently Robert Downy Jr came out as trans recently, I had a feeling he was Fe-male"

"My friend had a stroke and half his body went dead He's all right now."

"I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me."