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Joke of the Day
"What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales."
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"What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy? I'm out, urine."
"A Chinese funeral parlor opened in my town. It's called ""Can you Bereave It"""
"What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more? Philip Hoffman's belt."
"Hamster joke There is a boy, he owns a hamster. What does the hamster eat? Ham."
"I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled."
"Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture."
"I wonder if the Cabbage Patch Kids grew up to be bastards & whores that left their offspring in random gardens like their parents did."
"My girlfriend put on a few pounds recently. That explains why I'm attracted to her more."
"How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows it hasn't happened yet."