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Joke of the Day

"What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming? My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

"K: 1s(2)2s(2)2p(6)3s(2)3p(6)4s(1) Or you can write it in noble gas notation as [Ar]4s(1) and all of those numbers argon. (OC)"

"So Brazil at the World Cup..."

"Tonite on House Hunters: Jill wants 4 bedrooms, granite countertops and a home spa. Bob wants to be stabbed in the driveway."

"Never play musical chairs against a person in a wheelchair. They will always beat you."

"What has arms but can't move them? A small child paralyzed from the waist up."

"What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use? A Beemer."

"Knock knock. Who's there? It's Amy. Amy who? It's amy, MARIO!"

"Wanted to know what the did in the Pentagon... So I built a Hexagon *they"

"I went to the zoo the other day,... there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."