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Joke of the Day
"Wanted to know what the did in the Pentagon... So I built a Hexagon *they"
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"I once found an egg with two chickens in it That was my best yolk."
"Nobody gives a fcuk about how amazing your relationship is. You're on Facebook. It can't be that good."
"Do you know why the people in ambulances are called paramedics? because there are two of them in the ambulance...it's a Pair O' Medics!!!"
"I would really appreciate it if everyone great would stop dying"
"If you start smacking people with your wife's purse she won't ask you to hold it for her anymore"
"Did you hear about the guy how lost his whole left side? He's alright now."
"Nothing makes a friendship more awkward than saying ""Cute doggie"" and realizing it's their kid"
"What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one? CuNO3!"
"What do you call a paedophile crustacean? A Diddler Crab"