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Joke of the Day
"Wanted to know what the did in the Pentagon... So I built a Hexagon *they"
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"I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence You could say it was a real Siri-nade"
"Are the UK banning the export of cheese? I keep hearing on the radio about cheddar vans not being allowed overseas"
"Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side."
"How many non-binary gender-fluent people does it take to change an LED lightbulb? DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY LIGHTBULB?"
"ME: i thought i saw a new color today WIFE: wait- is this..are you.. M: but it- W: oh no M: was just- W: dont M: a pigment of my imagination"
"I met two guys named Otto and Manuel at a party... ...Manuel made me do all the talking but Otto wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise!"
"I like to go up to my wife's twin sister and say ""i know what you look like naked"""
"Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT."
"I bet Martha Stewart knits a really festive sock to wear on her wiener for the holiday season."