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Joke of the Day
"What has arms but can't move them? A small child paralyzed from the waist up."
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"Answer: Marijuana Question: Why am I sitting here on the couch eating ice cream with a fork, watching Telemundo and wearing one sock?"
"Granny, pay attention and don't panic. I need you to think hard and tell me how many brownies you ate out of the blue pan."
"Fire destroys bloodmobile; blood bank trying to B positive about it"
"""I < 3 You"" means I'm smaller than 3 of you."
"What do you call a snobby criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending"
"I still keep my old Blackberry on me in case I get mugged and the person's like ""HAND ME YOUR PHONE!"""
"In the medical community, death is referred to as ""Chuck Norris Disease"""
"What is it called when a reptile loses its tail? Ereptile Dysfunction"
"They say ""You are what you eat"" so I guess we should eat skinny people."