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Joke of the Day

"Say goodbye to your girlfriends cause I just bought a book on magic tricks"

"The furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand..."

"The ""impossible"" EM Drive works, space travel just became more viable. Yet Half Life 3 still unconfirmed."

"My wife's an experienced navigator, she gives great headings."

"Don't worry, every TV show, the audience def can't tell that your character just answered a call on his iPhone by tapping an app. We stupid."

"Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!"

"what do you get when you cross an octopus with a human? thrown in jail for public indecency and banned from the aquarium for life."

"Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice? It didn't like being double crossed."

"I find that corn fields are the best places to vent your frustrations... ...because they're all ears."

"Well, Jesus, now all Samsung's competitors have to say is ""we won't blow up in your pocket and set you ablaze!"""