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Joke of the Day

"The ""impossible"" EM Drive works, space travel just became more viable. Yet Half Life 3 still unconfirmed."

"I dated a girl once who turned out to be a cannibal. That really came back to bite me in the ass."

"""I wanna fu*k you so bad right now."" ""WHAT!?"" ""Damn autocorrect, I meant ""hey"""

"What's the difference between a Greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."

"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."

"my phone keeps capitalizing my lols like i'm some kind of suburban mom with highlights and bedazzled jeans."

"A married man and his friend are talking. Friend: how's your daughter? Man: we haven't had one yet. Friend: after last night, you will in 9 months."

"Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he"

"[META] banned phrase suggestion Can we get an auto removal / deletion on any joke that has ""sorry"" at the end? Nothing kills a joke for me like having someone apologize for it."

"What does 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends"