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Joke of the Day
"My wife's an experienced navigator, she gives great headings."
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"Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it."
"Neutrino Knock Knock Joke Neutrino Knock Knock"
"Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !"
"My phone can hold 5000 songs or 1 voicemail from my mom"
"This is gonna be a really long one. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee"
"Poor Sally! Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock (who's there? ) Not Sally. Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere."
"Have you ever hit a man with glasses? No. A 2by4 works much better."
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers."
"You could make dinner for a toddler, or you could just cut out the middle man & throw away a plate of food and squirt ketchup on the dog."