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Joke of the Day

"Well, Jesus, now all Samsung's competitors have to say is ""we won't blow up in your pocket and set you ablaze!"""

"Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches."

"A joke is a lot like sex Neither is any good if you don't get it."

"I forgot Rhianna's ex-boyfriend's name...then it hit me."

"""My name is Robert and I support apples."" -- Bob for apples"

"Mr. Habbits overdosed on dick pills old habbits die hard"

"Statistically speaking... 6/7 dwarfs aren't happy."

"How does a man see things from woman's point of view? By looking out the kitchen window."

"I always hated weddings... I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying ""You're next."". They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals."

"I think my calculator is broken... The only numbers that seem to work are 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. It's very odd."