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Joke of the Day
"Neat, your girlfriend is made out of the same stuff as your air guitar!"
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"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? ...Christopher Walken"
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless he's a vegan then I'm pretty sure you can just get there through his p*ssy."
"What do you call a really cheesy thought? A quesaIDEA."
"This is a haiku. This is really a haiku. This is not a haiku. --- --- --- ^^^Edit: ^^^missed ^^^a ^^^word ^^^and ^^^almost ^^^ruined ^^^it."
"[CAVE] BABY DRAGON: Dad, I hate trolls! They are disgusting, evil creatures! DAD DRAGON: Just push them aside and eat your vegetables son."
"Stole my neighbors family portrait & got it tattooed on my back. Now I'm standing in their living room facing the wall 2 see if they notice."
"What is grey and comes in pints? An elephant!"
"Everything my boy friend ever said to me was a lie. Every. Fcuking. Thing. Except the part about how pretty I was, that was true."
"Before the invention of the Internet, primitive humans had to Google stuff by waterboarding a librarian."