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Joke of the Day

"Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved."

"I grabbed my sisters pussy I thought she said ""Hold my Purse"""

"What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant? He gets the kids meal."

"What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf? A self-awarewolf."

"What's the difference between a blowjob and a burger? Oh, you don't know? We should do lunch sometime."

"What is red and white and red and white and red and ....? Santa Clause rolling down a hill"

"Her: Oh, you brought me flowers! Me: Yes, one of the many benefits of living next door to a graveyard..."

"""MAYBE IT'S THE TRANSMISSION!"" I scream helpfully when I drive past anyone who's car is broken down on the side of the road..."

"What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG"

"I told my friends this story about an orca... It was a killer whale of a time"