165935
Joke of the Day
"I just voted for Pluto to be a planet again."
Next Joke
"Photos: World's tallest man meets world's shortest man"
"soda commercials take place in a parallel universe where everyone on earth is straight edge"
"I told the bartender I'll have a Lou Gehrig's Disease. It's a tall glass of tequila. You drink half of it, stand up to make a speech, drink the second half of it, and you're dead."
"Just cause something is your middle name doesn't mean you do it all the time. My middle name is sexhaver. Lol ok, bad example, but"
"Did you hear the newspaper headline about the escaped lunatic who raped a woman and ran away? ""Nut screws and bolts""."
"What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes? PUN-GENT"
"Standup comedian It gets up in public, at public places; thus making me awkward, and the passersby laugh. My dick is a great standup comedian."
"Daughter just told me my hair looks good. The request for a ride will be coming in less than 10 minutes."
"If you eat a pregnant girls food, you're required to have the baby for her"