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Joke of the Day
"After Dante was Iced He went to the ""Inferno"" cause it was warm :P"
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"What does a black man do after sex? (somewhat racist) 15 to Life!"
"Not feeling great about how much scrolling down I have to do to get to my birth year."
"Vampires, if I want to be jabbed with a body part, teeth are not my 1st choice. Also, I have plenty of holes. No need to make new ones."
"Thanks autocorrect...clearly ""I am fantasy"" is a better answer than ""fantastic"" when asked how I'm doing..."
"*exercises sarcastically*"
"Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment. He drives into a street and suddenly drives out. It was a Dead-end. Dead-end. Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd..."
"Every day is a new day. For someone with Alzheimer's or Dementia."
"If you speak Japanese... Why would you support Trump? He's such a card."
"What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? Neither can finish a race."