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"What's everyone's favorite past time, that always has the same outcome, yet does not have an arena or a proper league? Five on one."
"Every time Guy Fieri forgets to call it ""Hotlanta"" Chester Cheetah magically appears to remove one flame from his shirt."
"My irritating fucking roommate contaminated our water with mercury... Now I'm *really* mad!!"
"I wonder if Houdini ever locked himself out of the house."
"I have a magic dog... It's a labracadabrador."
"You so ugly on Halloween someone said scary costume."
"I was in the car with my girlfriend, and I started hearing this annoying whining noise... So my girlfriend got out to look at the engine and I drove off."
"Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand."
"What has a bottom on top? A leg."