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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the Ws."

"A kleptomaniac goes to see her doctor. She says, ""Doctor, my condition has worsened. Is there anything I can take?"""

"I was a pilot at 10 years old... It's true! My brother would chop it and I'd pile it."

"Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed? Because he's always inbetween jobs."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today They must have been laced or something cause I've been trippin all day."

"Which country has the nicest children? Germany. German children are kinder."

"I lost 50 pounds by having my wallet stolen in London AND YOU CAN TOO"

"How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they've invented torches."

"Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"I have a joke about this site... never mind you probably reddit"